Books by Angus Oblong.

Creepy Susie and 13 Other Tragic Tales For Troubled Children.

Professionally published thru Ballantine Publishing Co.
Each book personally Autographed by The Oblong himself!
When you order, feel free to tell Angus whom you'd like the book signed to and he'll totally do it! Also, do you have a favourite character you'd like drawn in it? Perhaps from The Oblongs? He'll totally do that for you too!
Angus Oblong is awesome.

$16.95 each for hardcover.
$12.50 each for paperback.

166 pages.

13 More Tragic Tales for Ugly Children. The complete collection.

This is a complete collection of the first 13 stories below (does not include the brand new "Mean, nasty, foul, ugly people").
The collection is neatly vello bound into one soft cover, black & white book. Book measures 8 1/2 x 7 inches if you were to measure it. I don't know why you would measure it though. Oh, and it's really thick! Like a phonebook. A phonebook in a medium sized city. Not like a Los Angeles phonebook. That's where I live, Los Angeles.
God, I hate it here. Everyone thinks they're all better than you because they're not lying in the gutter asking for spare change like me. It's really, really gross here! If you're thinking of moving to LA because you think it's glamorous, you're a fucking idiot.

173 pages.

$20.00 each.

Crossdressing Charles.

A story about a little boy who changes schools so that he can live his life as a little girl. Then he kills everyone & shoves hot dogs up their butts.

$3.00 each.

Carl & the Crippled Black Kid With a Eyepatch.

A heartwarming story about a little alien boy who befriends a crippled black kid with a eyepatch then kills him & wears him as a Halloween costume.
(A true story.)

$3.00 each.

Jane & her Twin Appendage Sister.

A sweet story about Jane & her twin appendage sister.
One of them is killed!
But which one?
Buy the book and find out.

$3.00 each.

Alfonzo, the Brave little Bison.

There's nobody named Alfonzo in this book & it's not about a bison.

A pathetic, naked little boy named something - I forget - lives his meaningless life in the sewers, fucks a wall then dies. You know, for kids!

$3.00 each.

Janet's Butt.

Little Janet swallows a seed & roots come out of her butt. A real pager turner with a tragic ending.

$3.00 each.

Some Fascinating Details in the Life of Beanpole Betty.

Segments from the life of a happy but retarded little girl with a hook for an arm named Betty, whose parents hate her.

$3.00 each.

Stewart Dies & Goes to Hell.  &  Good Little Bobo.

Two books for the price of one!
The first is about mean little Stewart, who is possessed by a little tiny demon from hell & the bad things it makes him do.

Then to counter Stewart's tragic ending, a feel-good-book for the whole family entitled Good Little Bobo about a nice little girl who goes to church, eats her vegetables & loves her siblings.
Then she dies.

$3.00 each.

Flatulent Flavio.

A love story with a happy ending about a cute little round headed boy with a terrible farting problem & an ugly little girl with a bad belching problem.

$3.00 each.

Dead Doug.

Doug is dead. So is his dead dog, Digby. Together they get drunk, murder, drive those little Shriner cars, find religion, get super model girlfriends & kill themselves.

A little something for everyone in this book. I'm certain your grandmother would enjoy it.

$3.00 each.

Sally & Spanky.

A story about a little girl & her dog, Spanky.
Spanky dies. Sally goes into denial. After years of carrying around Spanky's corpse, she eventually eats him.

$3.00 each.

Patricia had 2 Mommies.

Patricia's mommy was a big ol lesbian. Patricia grew up confused. Why do the other kids have a daddy & she has 2 mommies?
Comes with 2 different endings. One ending where Patricia grows up & murders clowns & a more politically correct ending to keep angry lesbians from trampling my flower beds.

$3.00 each.

Inbred Harvey.

Little Harvey was horribly inbred. His life was terrible. Nobody liked him. He grew up & ended married a blind, hairy, fat lady with three legs.
Tragic really.

$3.00 each.

Mean, nasty, foul, ugly people.

$3.00 each.

Mommy is Going to Die.

And lastly, a heartwarming life's-lesson book for children whose mothers are terminally ill. It teaches them how to appreciate their mommies before they pass away by bringing her flowers, staring at her so that they won't forget what she looks like & to take naps with mommy. But don't catch what she has!

$3.00 each.