Jew shirts!

Are you a Jewish?
Do you want to pretend to be a Jewish for some reason? Like to sneak into Temple and steal something?
If so, then is this the shirt for you! It's part of my 'Labeling' series.
I know how much people hate being labeled, so I'm creating a whole line of shirts doing just that.

Silkscreened onto high quality Gildan ringer shirts.
100% cotton.
Buy a boy Jew shirt today!
$18.00 each.
Sizes: S, M, L, XL & 2XL.

And because I'm a shameless self promoter, my name is printed onto the back of each shirt.

GIRL JEW SHIRTS!
Silkscreened onto high quality American Apparel girl-cut shirts.
Buy a girl Jew shirt today!
$18.00 each.
Sizes: M, L & XL.

And because I'm a shameless self promoter, my name is printed onto the back of each shirt.
Do feel free to put duct tape (or is it duck tape?) over it if you want.