Angus Oblong's film critiques.
Below you will find my professional opinion of the last few movies I've seen.

(And please, please please! Stop texting during movies. It's so fucking rude.)

Immortals.
I ate Italian food before I saw this movie and I wanted to poo during it but didn't. Mostly because I wasn't on a toilet. We saw it at the Archlight in Hollywood. It was cold out that night and I wore a coat. I thought this movie would be better than it was but it was still worth buying on DVD in 2 and a half months.

The Ides of March.
This movie is about a bunch of guys in suits, talking. If you like movies about bunches of guys in suits talking then this is for you. I went to this film as a free screener with Mike. We saw it at the Pacific Design Center. That guy who plays the farmer in Babe ("That'll do, pig"), that guy was there! I introduced myself to him and I don't think he cared, although he was friendly. Anyhow, there was a Q&A afterwards with the film's editor, George Clooney (starred in & directed) and the composer. Above you will find my view of Clooney. Or rather, the fat guy's ginormous head who sat in front of me. I snuck a Coke into the theater in my coat because they don't allow drinks.

Fright Night.
My left eye was all swollen up. I don't know why, but it was all itchy & puffy for like two days! So I went into this drawer I've got at the house full of weird medications, lotions, odd pills and a bag of cough drops from ten years ago that nobody will ever touch. And there's a tampon in that drawer too that's never been used. Let me know if you want it, I'll send it to you. Anyhow, I found these little hot pink pills that said "allergy relief" so I took one. Then Laurie and Josh and me were all, "Let's go see Fright Night!" I loved that movie as a kid although not in a sexual way. We went, tickets were $13.50 each. And as soon as the lights went down, I fell asleep. I woke up for the end credits. I was pissed off at these little hot pink pills but have decided to try taking them sometime while drinking vodka in a not-dark atmosphere. They MIGHT be more fun that way.